Sam wrote:

Justin.

Need advice stat.

How do I get someone to sit on my face???

Sam.

I am an expert at manifesting face-sitters. But, before I divulge my proprietary information, I have to ask: Is there a specific person you want to sit on your face? Or do you just want anyone to sit on your face?

Your question is quite ambiguous. You cry out for help that you want "someone" to sit on your face, but it isn't clear whether you have a specific person in mind. I can assure you that there are people out there who would sit on your face, probably for a small fee. Maybe for a few dollars or if you buy them lunch or something. Or a beer. Or ten. Thousand.

But despite that first issue, I think you are missing the key to manifesting face-sitters. You're doing so well in other areas of your life, so why can't you manifest this specific thing? Remember: You really have to want that person to sit on your face in order to truly manifest it. But then, once you set your intention, you need to let go. Just know that someone is coming to sit on your face. If you want, you can even manifest the specific amount of time said person sits on your face. In addition to the duration, you can also manifest the location. And even how it will feel. Nothing is off-limits with LOA. You truly are a creator of your own reality.

You will know you are close to your manifestation once this person contacts you drunk to profess his/her love for you and his/her insatiable desire to sit on your face. It will be uncontrollable. The thirst will be real. Then every single time you bump into this person, they will look at you with a blank, lustful stare. As if they are undressing you in their mind, and as if they themselves are practicing LOA to manifest them sitting on your face.

I hope this helps. Feel free to message me directly if you want me to provide more intimate details about face-sitting and all things related. I'd love to share my experiences with you to better help you reach your goals. You can do this, Sam! Just relax, and feel good!

--Justin

Lol